Mugabe is world's most educated president

Mugabe is world's most educated president, and yes i mean the Robert Mugabe you know, the one who just fell, that's for starters.
 Looking at this guy's profile, one should consider going back to school,

And if you for some reason make up your mind to go back to school, it's my pleasure to wish you well....Take care and remember grades come first......well that's what they told me

Academic degrees first

1. Bachelor of Arts (History and English) (BA) degree from the University of Fort Hare (1951)
2. Bachelor of Administration (B.Admin) from University of South Africa (Unisa)
3. Bachelor of Education (B.Ed) from the University of South Africa (Unisa)
4. Bachelor of Science (BSc.) in Economics from University of London
5. Bachelor of Laws (LLB) from University of London
6. Master of Laws (LL.M) from University of London
7. Master of Science (MSc.) in Economics from University of London

The two law degrees were earned while he was in prison (between 1964 and 1975) and the MSc while leading the Zimbabwe government after independence.

Revoked honorary degrees next 

1. Honorary LLD degree from University of Edinburgh (1994), which was however revoked in June 2007.
2. Honorary LLD degree from University of Massachusetts (1986), which was also revoked in June 2008.
3. Honorary LLD degree from Michigan State University (1990), and was revoked on 12 September 2008.

Honorary degrees

1. Honorary LLD degree from Ahmadou Bello University (Nigeria)
2. Honorary LLD degree from Morehouse College (Atlanta, Georgia)
3. Honorary LLD degree from University of Zimbabwe (Zimbabwe)
4. Honorary LLD degree from St. Augustine’s University (Tanzania)
5. Honorary LLD degree from Lomonosov Moscow State University (Russia)
6. Honorary LLD degree from Solusi University (Zimbabwe)
7. Honorary D.Litt. degree from Africa University (Zimbabwe)
8. Honorary D.Civil Laws degree from University of Mauritius (Mauritius)
9. Honorary D.Com. degree from For Hare University (South Africa)
10. Honorary D.Tech. degree from National University of Science and Technology (Zimbabwe)
11. Honorary D.Phil (African Heritage and Philosophy) degree from Great Zimbabwe University (Zimbabwe)

NOTE: They should learn from him before he dies otherwise he will take his secret to the grave. (This note is actually meant for you)

Other facts of life to learn from Mugabe are one should eat healthy food and stay away from junk, engage in sports and stay away from women, that`s why Mugabe stands tall and alive at 90 while 30 year olds are dying from AIDS.