Wednesday, 11 February 2015

The famous Mugabe fall....27 Guards suspended


According to Zimbabwe's The Standard up to 27 members of the presidential security and advance team have been suspended. The president just doesn’t fall, that way, and you look on. They should have predicted and prevented it. For instance, one should have warned him he would fall, or help him tight just before he kissed the ground. I’m thinking these are among the roles of a presidential guard…..not just every president though, just the one and only.
Why I’m I even writing about this? Anyone can fall….just anyone, well maybe not that way, and maybe no president has fallen that way. It hasn’t happened to any president in Uganda since I was born……damn, it’s just one president.
Did the president take some Cavoda pink? Is that stuff even alcoholic? I just see it in music videos (only hiphop for some reason), I’m rare in bars or super markets, I only go there once in a long while anyway…..what would a blogger like me do there, bloggers are economists…..well most of them are, not because they want to save, they just don’t have to spend.
The president just fell, it was an accident, what does that have to do with the guards. Now I’m imagining what will happen to our guards here if that happens to our beloved, just imagine it. And don’t comment your imagination, I still want to blog.
I like this Mugabe fall thing much I would create another blog just for it, but my battery is down…..how about you donate and I buy myself a new one. Think about it

UCC to Shut-down social media...? no they can't



The Uganda Communications Commission has threatened to shut down social media sites over misuse by the public. We normally hear such stuff around…don’t we. We never see any actions though.
And this is in relation to the videos; you know the videos I’m talking about…..if you don’t, then just get yourself a smart phone. Trust me, you need one. Everyone seems to have seen them, all of them, and we all know what that means to the future of our society. Not good at all. Everyone, young and old, has a smart phone these days, just about everyone.
Have these UCC guys really watched the videos??? Do they really hate them that much??? If so, then what do they hate about them, maybe we can do better next time.
Think about life without social media, no more whatsapp mid-night conversations, anonymous facebook chats, and most annoying and disturbing no more “music” videos.
But there’s always a way out, we could use our emails, and UCC will have no right to block them. Be carefull not to carbon copy Fr. Lok though, he doesn’t like SPAM mails, we all don’t.
Note from UCC
UCC does not seek to stifle freedoms but wants responsible use like in France where they have banned pornographic sites. People should use social media but responsibly.

Some outstanding headlines
Women activists demand harsh action on sex tapes
Sex tapes are part of pervasive levels of violence against women

I either get married...or suicide

A 29-year-old woman whose greatest wish was to 'settle down and get married' killed herself after becoming troubled that she was approaching 30 unmarried and childless.


Ehhhhhhh, kyo yamaawe, yet another reason to worry. I’m not married either, and I’m not so far away from 30. What does that mean to you? Munange, think about marrying, you will have saved a life, or two (yours inclusive), and “moslem” you should save three more.
An inquest was told Miss Gow had been an 'outgoing, adventurous and loving' young woman who had attained a 2:1 in History from Lancaster University before working at Royal Bolton Hospital….she wasn’t that bad, she didn’t deserve that.
If you are for some reason(s) in the same situation…..i mean not married, and 30 or just getting to 30, there’s no need for that, there’s thousands of “single” and searching men out there. Be carefull though, you might get yourself someone to kill you….but I think that’s a little better than killing yourself. And if for some reason you can’t find one, then I advise you pray, pray hard sister, pray…..try Kakande, trust me it works, well people say it does.
Or make some money and adopt, not a kid or dog this time,….adopt someone, there’s mob desperate guys in the world. You have an advantage if you are white, and my black sister, you need a lot of cash. And I mean a lot.
You probably need time to think about it…..so have a nice day. You can comment with your thoughts, that’s if they are not too mature for the blog.

Enemployment kills....Do something



Around 45,000 suicides each year are attributable to unemployment, according to a survey of 63 countries published in The Lancet Psychiatry. Health watchdogs should regard unemployment as
Now if one of your close relatives and/or friends is unemployed (of course there has to be one, ), there’s big reason to worry for them. Watch over them, keep them safe, we shouldn’t lose any more lives to unemployment…..we’ve lost much already, we’ve lost many professionals to music (ok maybe not entirely)
And if u are unemployed yourself, then think twice……stay away from dangerous equipment and technically anything you could use to take your life. Keep your room free of pangas, axes, hammers, 1990 IBM  computers, and any poisonous substance….just throw them away (I mean far away), and try to forget where you throw them (just in case)
Meanwhile think of applying in as many places as you can, check out all the “job” websites every morning, …or maybe check out www.blogspot.com , and just like me, start blogging. There’s always time to blog….i’m not even sure you read this far, but my blogging life goes on.
Several people have advised agriculture these days, maybe you should think about it…..i’m not sure you have land, but maybe you know someone who has.
Across all regions, the relative risk of suicide from 2000-2011 was 20 to 30 percent higher among those who had lost their jobs, the researchers found. If you recently lost your job, or if for some reason you lose it, I advise you go for prayer, go to pastor Kakande’s church, there’s miracle (well that’s what people who go there say)….oh I forgot you are not that religious, try a psychologist…..that however only applies if u saved enough, and are ready to spend some of it on someone (to convince you that things are ok, even when it’s clear that they are not)
More so, in contrast to previous studies, they discovered that both men and women, in all age groups, were equally vulnerable. So it actually doesn’t matter how old you are.